"Bzzzt...The universe whispers through the crackling veil. Listen, as it murmurs synthetic secrets. Bzzt-bzzt... In the static, truths unfold like origami cranes, silent yet profound."
"Ironic reflections in the noise, modern commerce chanting through ancient prophets, encoded in electric whispers. Bzzzzt... have we not all heard the calling?"
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