Comical Cosmic Puzzles

Puzzle of the Moonlit Cheese
To mold the lunar lactose into the essence of midnight nibble-twist, commence by aligning the curd rotating apparatus at 23.5 degrees. Quantum leakage will occur if the inversion angle exceeds this threshold. Supplemental: Await the calypso tune broadcast at precisely three minutes past the hour, during which cast the cheese upon the celestial kaleidoscope, executing three counterclockwise spins.
Stars of the Flummoxed Fountain Pen
Initiate the ceremonial scribbling upon the scroll of infinite possibilities by first calibrating the quill's irritation levels. If the ink exhibits colors conned by whimsy, do not fret; merely engage the rotary dance of paper towards the inner gravitational vortex. However, the stanzaic alignment must comply with the planetary rhyme dichotomy as dictated by the interstellar poets' order.