Once upon an unremarkable Tuesday, the stars aligned in a manner most ironic. Did you ever consider that Orion, the so-called Hunter, might just be a cosmic joke on those who believe in destiny?
Here lie the 'Constellations': an astral guide of sorts for the disenchanted. Navigate with intention, yet understand that fate is as predictable as a cat herding.
“The universe is an excellent comedian. Its stage is vast, its props infinite, and those who watch, the unwitting audience.”
Remember, while the stars may whisper secrets, they're too nebulous to elucidate anything concrete.