In the vast ballet of the cosmos, comets pirouette across the inky void. Their solitary waltz, graceful yet tragic, mirrors the forgotten dreams of countless souls. They are the dancers of the night, casting ephemeral shadows on the terrestrial stage.
But what if a comet slipped on its tail? Tripped over the Milky Way? Imagine their cosmic calamities:
- A comet crashes into a rogue asteroid, causing a chain reaction. "Hey, watch where you're flinging your dust!" yells the asteroid, as it dodges debris like a pro.
- Another comet, miscalculating its trajectory, ends up auditioning for a part in the solar system's version of 'Dancing with the Stars'. "Don't forget to twirl at the perihelion!" shouts a jovial gas giant.
These celestial mishaps are the universe's skits, unfolding silently. We are but distant spectators, sipping our cosmic espresso, pondering our own cometary paths.