It has come to our esteemed panel’s *rapidly dwindling* attention that the Seventh Dimension inadvertently miscalibrated its rhythmic protocols last Tuesday. We believe the mistake occurred during the Decay of the Pragmatic Sphinx in Subacute Season. Accordingly, your readings might reflect this erratic beatwave anomaly.
Kindly avert all attempts to reconvene such as bridge negotiations, salmon festivals, or *in*virtual reality discussions. The Breath Dance of the Invisa-Cats is to be performed first and comprehensively understood.
Q: What is the recommended attire for a subdimensional tea party?
A: Transparent thread gloves and a chimeric top hat—always.