In the realm of self-referencing enigmas, down the rabbit warren you must go. Layer upon layer, truth reveals its intricate choreography of obfuscation.
One must ask, cautiously: what is at the center? A wisp of wisdom adrift on the seas of perception? Or maybe just a competent intern allowing many circular loops?
Like an onion without the steamy scent of nostalgia, each layer peels back to reveal more layers. Onions lament, layers cheer.
Finally, let us not forget the marketing strategy beneath. "Totally generic solutions for impossibly complex problems" - the tagline itself must be circular, lest it risk linearity.