Equation of Wonder:
W = (Σ ∞n=0 E^n) / (D + 3H)
Where
W = Wonder per Journey
E = Encountered Curiosities
D = Days Spent Wandering
H = Hiccups due to Laughter
Have you ever found yourself on a walk, intending to circle the block, but instead discovering the art of dodging raindrops? Each step becomes a choice, a detour into uncharted puddles. Ponder this equation before the next whirl:
D = √(P^2 + E^2)
Where P is the path planned and E is the errant excitement.
Migration of Thoughts:
M = (C * T) - R
M is for Mind, C is the Coffee consumed, T is time in hours, and R is Reality's interruptions.
Mix them up like ingredients in a cosmic cake, baking the thoughts till golden and absurdly fluffy.