Decrypt the Lunatic Cipher

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To traverse the landscape of one's own deluded cognition requires tools not found in earthly boxes.
The spindling tendrils of quantum mechanical malarkey hold the key; grasp it with both hands cut from a single sheet of madness.
Are you capable of uniting the disparate paths of thought, shadowed by the moon's incessant wail?
Discovery lies within the unkempt labyrinth of your cerebral cartography. Begin thy journey.

Attend, for the cipher does not yield easily: A=Z, B=Y, C=X... Do you perceive the order amidst the disarray? Reveal the unseen.

Repeat the incantation, for each parcel of wisdom requires an equal dose of whimsical absurdity. Contact the spirits of our ancestors and argue against their rationality,
while partaking in the saxophone-driven liberation of arithmetic. Return whenever necessary.