Buzz... hiss... crackle. In the vacuum, it seems the stars are having their share of witty monologues and awkward trombone solos. Perhaps one day, we, the humble Earthlings, will learn to translate these cosmic quips.
While sipping its second cup of neutron espresso, the Milky Way sighed, "Might as well spin another couple of galaxies, what else is there to do on a Tuesday?"
In the Andromeda, a supernova busied itself with knitting pulsar scarves, proudly exclaiming, "I can only explode so many times in a day!"
"Static," said the Universe. "Is it not a lovely way to explain something confusing? Like trying to parallel park a black hole?"
The cosmic microwave background giggled softly, echoing through time, "Once upon a time, there was a Big Bang, and boy, it was the loudest party ever!"
Future civilizations will decode the whispers of quasars and find the message: "Stay curious, and remember to tip your light-years." Continue the journey
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