"Have you ever tried counting the grains of sand on your beach umbrella?" mused the wind philosopher.
Occasionally, the winds tell tales of grand importance, like the time they suggested to a particularly ambitious feather that it might one day become an eagle. Spoiler alert: It didn’t.
And then there are the everyday whispers, such as the upholstery of autumn leaves gossiping about the latest seasonal fashion trends. Apparently, bare branches are "so last year."
If you feel adventurous, you might want to follow another breeze that speaks in riddles and rhymes.
Curiously enough, the winds have a knack for tickling the clouds, which results in bursts of giggles that sound suspiciously like thunder on a really good day.