Chronicles of Quantum Weaving

The Cat: "Right, so if I knit this sweater, it might unravel the universe?"

The Mathematician: "Only if you drop a stitch in parallel dimensions!"

The Cat: *pauses* "What's the quantum equivalent of a purl stitch?"

Time Traveler: "Yesterday, tomorrow seems so... today."

The Quantum Weaver: "Try saying that in Schrödinger's box."

Time Traveler: *nods wisely* "I'll just let the cat do my speaking."

Philosopher: "Do philosophical waffles exist if no one eats them?"

Quantum Baker: "Only if they rise in a superposition of syrup states."