Once upon an hour less spent, a brave adventurer of the sofa kingdom decided to unravel the mysteries of lost socks.
“Maybe they are trapped in a vortex of forgotten remotes,” they pondered, while munching on stale popcorn left heroic from the last weekend Netflix binge.
Static Lullabies
If clocks could hum lullabies, today's tune would be a heart-rending fugue of tick-tock in triple time.
Tonight's clock trends: Emotional quartz oscillations. Do remember, DO NOT PUT ON THE PIECE OF STRING TIED TO THE SECOND HAND.
Ever hear of a time traveler who brought back an early-morning burrito? Of course, it's the greatest paradoxical culinary achievement since the invention of the midnight snack.
But a traveler without a Temporal GPS might get a bit lost… in more than just space.
In conclusion, always wrap your time machine in bubble wrap for extra dimensional convenience. Safe travels!