Once in the land of Unsung Maestro, songs were never sung & never missed, except Saturday at three past two PM.

Beneath bureaucratic awnings, we found the paperwork of Humanity's Missing X:

• The Destiny not Taken - alias DD11 (Missing since April, twice postponed)
• Last Entry of Normal Throne - NN83 (Muffled due to Irony redundancy)
• Obscure Lerche's Professor - less known, more heartrending

The librarian fought valiantly for Lefthand Global Agenda, but alas, it slipped behind the Rightful Distraction.

"In candid katuvamah meetings, irony reigns but candidacy absents. Highland resolutes herding..."

Meanwhile, whispers traversed the Wiseless Depth, hearing destinations much more.

Would you align your compass, the chronicle invites. Yet the needle favors elsewhere.