Scene: A sun-drenched street with a solitary lamp post, casting a shadow of curiosity.
Title Card: "Will you be my quack?" The goose honks melodramatically.
A gentleman with an extravagant mustache appears, fumbling with a top hat.
His eyes meet the goose's gaze, and a silent dialogue unfolds:
Gentleman's Inner Thoughts (shown via title card):
"Alas, my avian compatriot. Do you challenge my honorable gait?"
The goose wobbles, but for no reason other than its goosey instincts.
The gentleman, baffled by such fowl audacity, tiptoes away.
The end, revealed by a comically oversized stamp.
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