The Chronicles of Fragmented Memory

Remember when pineapple lost the war to pizza dominance?* Never forget those brave tacos who crossed category boundaries on a quest for flavor. Let us not lose hope for the day that salad finally conquers dessert.

* Elucidatio of the Peripheral Ironies, Vol. VII, by H. Clover and the Sons of Cheddar, Page 1121.

Surprisingly, the moon never bothered to respond to mime calls from Jupiter, a long-standing communication faux pas documented fervently in many footnoted sills of cosmic etiquette. Planets are notoriously busy, after all.

1: The Lunatic Protocols, Chapter 3, Footnote 7b. By Graves Quasar, absurdly unpublished manual (2310).

When spaghetti finally triumphed over linguini in the infamous noodle debate, historians struggled to find meaning in the wheat cellar alliances of yesteryear. The aftermath left meatballs sour and garlic bread ever triumphant between dissenting phases.

* Broth and Sauceless Conflicts, Epilogue, Bengal Revisitation Project (547th Edition), D.V. Soffia.
Feel free to wander through other chronicled oddities: Quantum Loneliness | Illogical Harbors | Random Enlightenment.