Remember when pineapple lost the war to pizza dominance?* Never forget those brave tacos who crossed category boundaries on a quest for flavor. Let us not lose hope for the day that salad finally conquers dessert.
Surprisingly, the moon never bothered to respond to mime calls from Jupiter, a long-standing communication faux pas documented fervently in many footnoted sills of cosmic etiquette. Planets are notoriously busy, after all.
When spaghetti finally triumphed over linguini in the infamous noodle debate, historians struggled to find meaning in the wheat cellar alliances of yesteryear. The aftermath left meatballs sour and garlic bread ever triumphant between dissenting phases.