In the time before clocks ticked and calendars flicked, the sea had a penchant for scribbling notes in the sand. These notes, however, were mostly doodles and profound existential questions like “Why is the horizon always running away?”

Legend has it that an ancient wave, known only as Big Brad, once conquered the shore and immediately lost its battle when it got a sand grain stuck in its nose. Brad's plight has become a metaphor - when you hear waves tonight, remember Big Brad’s wisdom: “Don’t let your rhythm be interrupted by grains of inconvenience.”

But the hum of the ocean doesn't just cradle jokes of the deep. You see, there exists a scroll, lost to the tides, detailing the recipe for Moonlit Sea Stew – supposedly potent enough to make any mermaid giggle uncontrollably. If only the ingredient’s list wasn’t half-drowned... or perhaps that was intentional.

A quirky fisherman, knee-deep in legends and seaweed, claimed to have heard the ocean’s laugh last Tuesday. An unscientific but definitive statement, indeed. He’s currently organizing an expedition to bottle this laugh, where he expects to either win the Nobel Prize or a strong reprimand.