In the land where socks disappear into the void of laundry baskets, the "Pair"adox reigns. Socks, yearning for unity, often question their existence—perhaps they're more like solo existentialists seeking a partner who understands their plight.
Meanwhile, in a corner shop that sells only left-handed products, a sign reads: "Right-handed items will be available... just not in this dimension." Customers ponder whether they need a left-handed screwdriver for that odd job.
Why do chickens not cross roads in dreams? Perhaps the asphalt is too crunchy... or maybe they're avoiding existential traffic.
The intergalactic travel guide for impatient beings features a chapter titled "Step 1: Sit Still." Instructions are terse: "Step 2: Wait. Step 3: Repeat Step 1." The book is best-seller among hyperactive starfish.
According to a recent poll by the Bureau of Imaginary Statistics, 73% of unicorns prefer to remain unbothered while grazing. Only 12% admit to enjoying spontaneous glitter showers.
Looking for solace in synthetic laughter, the robot comedians ponder whether a pun is worth its weight in bytes. Their punchlines often circuitously lead back to the mainframe.