The mysteries beneath are only eclipsed by those above — in the grand hierarchy of unsolved enigmas, it's all a matter of perspective.
The ancient tomes whisper betrayal: "Why dig when we can simply unearth sarcasm?" They say not to seek treasure, for all that glitters in these passages is mere existential dread.
Perplexed? Consult our directory of perplexities at Andrew Mello's Unsought edicts.
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