Variable Conundrums and the Cosmic Giggle

In a galaxy not far away, phishing for tin cans echoes through eternities — or was it just spam from planetary corporations?

"Why did the star live by the calendar? Because it couldn't tell comet time apart from work time!"

"What did the alien say to the garden gnome? Orbit me maybe."

"Do you know why asteroids eat meat? They're part of a rock-et diet!"

If you've learned nothing, you've done well. Chaos isn't futile; it's a holiday in a coffee stirrer.

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