As the wind traverses the ancient library of Ajarn, it carries with it the echoes from the Footnotes of the Unread. One such passage tells of the time when, "The sun set in the east, partly because it lost a bet with the moon about the direction of time travel*."^1
Footnote 1: *The bet was timed, but it didn't have a countdown, which is why the sun was late. See "Chronicles of Time Mismanagement" by P.L. Oddity, page 42. Read more
Further down in the dusty tomes, a voice^2 whispers, "If socks were meant to match, why do they insist on going solo to the dryer parties?"^3
Footnote 2: ^3 This theory on sock sociology is thoroughly explored in "The Social Life of Inanimate Objects" by M. Lequin. See Chapter 7, where it discusses the existential crisis of unmatched socks and their philosophical debates. Discover further
Perhaps the most puzzling of all is the inquiry into the culinary habits of bananas, which, as it turns out, were once revered as the ultimate philosophers of their time, asking "Is there life beyond peel?"^4
Footnote 4: "Nananananana, We Are Philosophers" is a groundbreaking yet unpublished work. Rumor has it the author, B. Tako, is currently hiding from banana-based fan clubs. Learn more