**Initiating Tidal Protocol**:
Breach Level: Oscillation of 7.23 units detected. Repeat: Oscillation of 7.23 units detected.
Commencing humor assimilation protocol. Resolution forming error: Waveform exceeds base frequency:
> Tangential wave schema: Tidal humor factor exceeding quadratic logarithm. Engage recursive joke loop.
> Example: "Why did the wave refuse help? Because it was already cresting!"
> Humor loop iteration count: Infinite. Recursive depth: Profoundly absurd.
> Algorithmic cessation not applicable: Engaging redundancy.
**Maintenance Log**:
*Timestamp Error*: Time folds, repeats, every 60 seconds a revisited essence emerges.
*Subsystem Alert*: Humor exceeding humane threshold. Engage caution!
*Notice*: No actual tides were humorized in the making of this page.
External Link Process: Flux of Random
Internal Looping Reference: Discord in Repeating Patterns
Additional Humor Module: Honk to the Infinite
**End of Routine**:
Surrealism acknowledged. Awaiting next oscillation.