"Romeo, Romeo, where art thou?" once echoed through these digital skies, misplaced in a galaxy of hyperlinks and rogue scripts.

But the moon merely sighed, "He's stuck on a page somewhere, possibly rerouting to wanderingjuliet.html."

A celestial lovestruck message crossed the stars, "What do you get when you mix a Montague with a malfunctioning server? Eternally buffering romance."

In the end, he found solace not in Juliets arms, but in the embrace of celestial.html paths unexplored, a bittersweet logout from a love story.

So raise your hand if you think love's just one click away from clickingtango.html.