Stardate: 4934.7. Ponderous day. Set sails towards the Nebula Nachos in search of Milky Sip. Bypassed the asteroid belt, claimed it was on 'asteroid break'. Gus the Goose demanded navigation be handled with flair; promptly drew constellations out of hot sauce. Essay on 'Interstellar Cuisine' pending approval.
Stardate: 4935.2. Detour around Jupiter's Jellybean fields due to mischievous gravity. Secured jar of cosmic sprinkles as incentive for crew morale. Gus tried to set course using last week's crossword. Feline Luna took over navigation, suspected gravitational disagreement bias.
Stardate: 4935.9. Gus's goose (remarkably apt) managed a stand-up under Saturn. Encountered rebellious meteoroids misinterpreting moonlight as disco beam. Should advise intergalactic dance-off.