Dear Unsuspecting Traveler,
We extend an invitation to the most exclusive gathering beyond the Milky Way. Expect the unexpected, but do not expect to expect anything.
The path is long, its contours vague, much like bureaucracy in the cosmic realms. Navigate our infinite maze, where conclusions are mere suggestions, and answers lead only to more questions.
Join us in unraveling mysteries better left unsolved. Dance with galactic gargoyles or sip on ambrosia mixed with irony.
All paths lead to our paradoxical portal, where nothing is quite right, and everything is a little bit off. Bring your own starship, or at least a good book.
In absentia, we remain present, especially when the clocks strike infinity.
Yours cosmically,
The Celestial Committee for Interstellar Festivities