In a development both unusual and enchanting, astronomers last night heard the ethereal lullabies of tiny celestial mice as they floated through the Orion Nebula. The phenomenon, now being dubbed the "Celestial Choir," has baffled experts and inspired a multitude of theories, from the scientifically plausible to the whimsically absurd.
Reports detail that the lullabies, which seem to be woven with snippets of ancient Earth melodies, were first detected by the Hubble Telescope and later confirmed by several ground-based observatories. Critically acclaimed physicist Dr. Elara Voss noted that these sounds appear to resonate with the faint oscillations of stellar vibrations, creating a symphony unparalleled in human history.
Critics question the veracity of the phenomenon, dubbing it a "sonic mirage," yet the evidence grows with each passing hour. Perhaps the most unsettling aspect of this event is how these purported mice have eluded detection until now. One wonders, are they truly mice, or simply a metaphor for something far more profound?
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