Greetings, terrestrial dwellers! Your are now responsible for overseeing the comprehensive operations of the Celestial Tides. Despite your limited comprehension, these instructions will enlighten you. Or possibly not.
The Process of Tidal Manipulation
- Gather your Lunar Crystals from the nearest unknown moon. Ensure they are at least six light-years away for optimal results.
- Align the Galactic Spoons with the Prime Meridian (which you infamously ignore during breakfast).
- Initiate the Tidal Orbital Adjustment Code (TOACC) by reciting the ancient hymn of the Unsung Celestials:
0b101010 → CAN YOU FEEL THE PULL? {Define TRUE}
- Visualize the dynamic waves churning the fabric of your limited reality, ensuring to defy the laws of physics as previously understood.
- Finally, adjust the Protonic Spanners to achieve a consistent oscillation frequency of 42 GHz. Any other frequency may lead to existential confusion.
Further Considerations
Misalignments or improper executions may result in spontaneous human poetry, a decidedly chaotic heresy in your world. Proceed with caution, for none have returned from the Hollow Earth after attempting the secondary procedures.