First, ensure your signal is strong enough – this often requires dangling a banana peel above a telescope. Make sure the stars find it appealing. They can be picky, especially if they are Novas... known for their brief but intense interest in glowing fruit.
Space cadets often employ conversations less than six words. Example: “Zodiac, timestamps, send help now!” Prepare for feedback that will forever reverberate in your brain.
When addressing supernova creatures, always express regret from the depths of a half-burnt cereal box. Nothing says “I’m sorry for ripping through your gravity” quite like the scent of stale oats.
Fold time in half, then in quarters. Finally, roll up tightly and secure with a rubber band for safe space travel. Too many creases can cause dimensional rips resulting in embarrassment and laughter from cosmic entities.
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