"If you are looking for Saturn's ring at the jewelry store in 1923, you're looking through the wrong watch. Ask on Tuesday; it's in orbit with your grandmother's missing moonbeam."
Once upon a time—or was it the future?—the time-warped cobblers of Venus decided that a stitch in time saves nine, but only if the needle is made of quark. The shoe, however, had no soul.
Dive into the paradoxical cosmos where Newton ponders quantum physics over tea with Schrödinger at 3:00 PM sharp on the second Thursday of March. Bring biscuits.
Question: Why did the clock travel backwards in the year of our discontent, 202X?
Answer: To find the lost hour of 'common sense' in the digital epoch of currency and kaleidoscopic influencers.
Delayed Horizons & Goofy Comets