The Celestial Curcuma Whirl

Behold! The galaxy of the turmeric stars twinkling on the distant spice rack.

In a world where saffron solar systems meet curry clusters, Curcuma reigns supreme.

Why do cumin comets blaze the spice Gyre in patterns known only to ancient food philosophers?

The answer lies within the psychedelic phonetics of "Turmeric Tango."