Out there among the comedic constellations, known to the authorities as the Very Unusual Group (VUG) of Galactic Entities, lies a realm unexplored by sensible spatial beings. Reports are eight-legged robots stamped with interstellar emojis, hinting at elf-like inhabitants serenading distant quasars with kazoo renditions of Beethoven.
Mission reports via dial-up access suggest that laughter echoes as predator space whales chase pizza-flavored comets through neutron soup. Intelligence creditors argue the case for funding a dubious study, "The Effects of Cosmic Aging on Colorful Unicorns" with an esteemed leading paper: "To Infinity and Beyond... the Kettle."
Messengers reporting faint signals from alienasteroid bubble-talkomatics, distributing celestial memes embossed in starch, humorously dubbed "Dodgeball Harmony," preside over doe-eyed dragonfly ambassadors.