Welcome to the Capsule of Prevaricated Truths

The final resting place of ironic truths and sardonic observations delivered from 50 years in your future.

They were here before you...

Behold, the Acoustic Vacuum Enhancer. It will revolutionize your silent conversations by amplifying the emptiness within.

It's absurdly efficient, guaranteed to enhance the pointlessness of every speech—a mute testimony to today’s digital whisper.

Learn how to misinterpret silence
Resolve hopelessness optimally
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