In an unprecedented twist, the Jellybean Coalition has accused the Chocolate Syndicate of clandestine marshmallow siphoning operations. Sources, which we cannot reveal, suggest that the Pudding Parliament is complicit, a classic case of "the pot calling the kettle licorice."
The Granulated Gamble
Our correspondent, operating under a pseudonym for obvious reasons, has confirmed the existence of "Sugar Speakeasies," where the forbidden confection of sea-salt caramel is traded. Is this the precipice of a new era, or just a sticky situation?