In a world governed by spreadsheets made of spaghetti, the Lunatic's Yammerin' often reveals truths hidden beneath bubbling cauldrons of existential dread. Today, we uncover the mysterious art of Inv0: a calculation like no other.
Step 1: Take the square root of your left shoe size.
Step 2: Multiply by the number of times your neighbor's cat has hissed at you this week.
Step 3: Divide by the total number of unread books on your shelf (but only if they are dusty).