☄️ "We've received a message from the Andromeda toaster. It seems to be stuck on bagel mode."
🛸 "Mars reports: Dust devils are the new influencers, with 10k followers and rising!"
🌌 "The Milky Way is experiencing a jam; Benny the Black Hole is spinning out!"
🌊 "Rivers flow, and so do thoughts. Caffeine may cause cosmic disturbances. Proceed with a croissant."