Welcome to Branch & Spin
Click the spinner to decide which way not to go.
Your future holds a mysteriously opaque teapot. Decide wisely:
- Head North to nowhere - it's purgatory for lost umbrellas.
- South leads to the iconic 'Underwhelmed Valley'. It's utterly unimpressive.
- East will bring you face-to-doormat with 'The Unabridged Book of Useless Facts.'
- Or West, where Wi-Fi signals travel fast and your hopes travel slowly.
Continue down the enlightened path