Welcome, brave culinary adventurer! Here, the syrup and geometry converge in ways that defy your high school math teacher's sanity.
Did you know hexagons are nature's favorite shape? They said no to squares and circles the night before creation. "Hexagons!", they proclaimed, "for they can fit into our galaxies while fitting waffles in our bellies!"
Our waffles are served at impossible angles and come in flavors that may or may not exist in this dimension. Try our "Quantum Maple" — it might be here or not be here, depending on your perspective.
Waffle of Truth Flavor of Existential Crisis Honeycomb Hologram