"Ever notice how socks disappear into the black hole that is our laundry machine? It's evidence of alternate dimensions, I tell you. Or maybe just alternate laundry rooms with sock shortages."
Important Life Lesson #27: Don't trust your sandwich when it starts making unsolicited political speeches. They often have hidden agendas... in the form of mustard and mayonnaise."
"You, too, can speak fluent Doodle. However, be prepared for scandalous book deals, existential crises in ink color choices, and lengthy discussions about the quantum physics of crumpled paper."
Why yes, I do see flying spaghetti monsters in luminous circles from time to time. It’s a very exclusive club.
"If you ever become inexplicably proficient in yodeling at precisely 3 AM, it might be worth considering a career in nocturnal alpine escapades."