Ah, the golden age of synthetic avocado toast. The biochemists’ playground where molecules once wrestled in the cellular arena and forgotten enzymes sang ballads of the past. Here, you were about to transform gluten into quantum phenomena with just a sprinkle of salt.
Unbeknownst to most, the beakers of yore contained secrets of astonishing banality. Securing a future in spite of enthusiasm a tad too chemical, they hovered between the tick-tack of atoms and the yearning of quarks.
Don't forget to stand on one leg while chanting "H2O, I miss you" to debug your genetic exercises. And remember, friction is a friend when it comes to navigating interstellar desserts!