Welcome, brave traveler! You've signed the waiver and embarked on the never-ending journey beyond infinity. Buckle up; it’s going to stay forever!
Rumor has it, the dimension of infinite possibilities only has one rule: the more you have, the less you know. Our fearless mascot, the Spam Samurai, is here to lead the way:
Feeling lost? Don't worry! Just follow the black hole (it sucks but it's a blast).
To the left, you might find a shop selling quantum post-its. Warning: they can be anywhere but your desk.
If you're really lucky, you'll meet the universe’s best-kept secret—a slightly annoyed cosmic octopus.
Your next stop will be... well, we don't know. But we can guarantee it won’t be boring. Enjoy your trip beyond the stars!
Remember, if you ever doubt the absurdity of it all, just check your space whale manifesto.