Once upon a time, during a particularly uneventful Tuesday...
[1] Editorial note: Tuesdays are the Mondays of the midweek.
Enter the Spectral Stand-Up Comedian, a shadow that only appears when you tell puns of mediocre quality...
[2] The punchline was so weak, it needed a shadow to hold it up.
Legend says that beneath each silhouette, there lies an untold story of a sandwich left unattended...
[3] Sandwich guardians are elusive; they tend to be invisible when needed most.