Somewhere out there, a wise old comet is shaking its icy head and muttering, "Back in my day, we had to dodge meteors uphill, both ways!"
Galactic tip #42: Always bring a towel when exploring the curvature of space-time. And snacks. Time bends, space stretches, but a good sandwich remains eternal.
Inspired by profound inquiries such as "Do aliens prefer pineapple on pizza?", we've prioritized a stellar signal system not dissimilar to carrier pigeons. Except these pigeons have much better WiFi.
Follow the faint trail or inadvertently bump into another cosmic coincidence. Or perhaps look beyond the horizon and find your purpose—or a good cup of coffee.