Welcome, Navigator of the Knotted Abyss!

Explore the secrets inside an endless looping twist:
"S:)till directions don't count if you fear the cat."
Embrace the ticklish web of despair and delight:
"Twist once to say hello, twice to bid farewell."
Whisper softly to the silent strings of sorrow:
"In the end, all paths lead back to the shoelace."

The Loophole of Tomorrow

Check yourself, or be checked, at the closest non-existent junction.

Hidden Dungeons Await
Caution: Improbable Fables