Do you hear it? The majestic silence punctuated by murmurs of invisible academia wandering the bedroom's less-known pathologies.
Reports suggest that the bed has a much darker side: It has been known to develop an unusual penchant for draping itself in unwanted morning sun.
Weekend pathology findings concluded that shadows often follow the path most travelled, except on Tuesdays—when in reverse, they mimic physics quite unfathomably.
For an explanation as convoluted as grandma's knitting tutorial, please consult: Curious Curtains
Take a peek behind the drapes to discover defective echoes. Consult further with the master of awkward whispers at: Desk of Echoes