Atmospheric Resonance

"Isn't it funny when the stars start arguing over who gets to be the biggest?"

"My pet rock just published its first novel. It's a real heavy read, let me tell you!"

"Remember, socks are just tiny blankets for your toes, waiting for the grand reveal!"

"When the moon blushes, it’s because it overheard a secret—let's face it, everyone's in on it!"