In a parallel universe, where time and logic unravel at the seams, the Great Celestial Debate continues unabated. Yesterday, a panel of interstellar scholars convened, hosted by the Nebulous Nexus of Knowledge, to ponder questions that might read as gibberish to our earthly ears but are deemed pivotal in the astral arena.
Key among the queries was the controversial "Grand Convergence Theory," which posits that all galaxies will eventually collide in a cosmic jam-up akin to a celestial traffic accident. This theory, however, is met with skepticism by some who argue from the fringes, citing instances of astral detours and unexpected gravitational nudges.
Meanwhile, in the quieter corners of the universe, microcosmic anomalies breach the veil of observable reality. Witness reports from the Planetary Outpost of Oddities suggest that the local coffee spills have begun to mimic the shape of ancient constellations—reminiscent of the famed Latte Oracles of 2023.