Attention, Galactic Travelers! Your current vessel, the SS Wandering Wombat, has experienced a slight… breach. Fear not, for the gods of humor have deemed this a mere comic inconvenience.
Reports from the front deck suggest a mild inconvenience detected: An Entirely Inconvenient Whale Has Parked Itself in the Engine Bay. Rest assured, we are negotiating with aquatic management and possibly a yoga instructor slot...
Your mission today, should you choose to embrace the breach, is to navigate pretend asteroid fields and far-apart constellations. For those taking copious notes, absolute zero is not a preferred temperature for existential musings.
For more thrilling galactic voyages, visit The Blackhole Plans or get distracted with A Star's Silent Cry.
Beyond this celestial prank, we ponder: Can stars ever truly flicker a wink? One's cosmic signbook awaits its turn.