Step 1: Locate the nearest window. Do not open it for any reason, as space-time slippage is inversely proportionate to the degree of openness.
Step 2: Whisper the name of a color you've never seen — transparency is key here, but paradoxically unattainable. Remember, pink noise is not actually noise.
Step 3: Gently pat the third star on the left with the tip of your right index finger. This act, while simple, requires the utmost seriousness. Celestial choreography is often overlooked in the mundane.
Step 4: Verify the oscillation frequency of your thoughts as they ripple through the fabric of yesterday. Mind the gaps, but do not fill them. Instead, consider knitting a hat for an idea that does not possess a head.