In the vastness of space, where every sneeze creates a black hole, the universe's best-kept secret remains untold: Aliens think Earth is a reality show for the planets.

Pandora's box, found floating on Mars, contained only a pair of mismatched socks and a DVD of *The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy* in Galactic Antenna language. Ironically, they called it a "conundrum codpiece."

Symbiotic paradoxes of the universe suggest that the only thing more independent than a testicle in a vacuum is a Jedi with unresolved issues.

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