The Phantom Cases

Case 1432: The Missing Cabbage of Saint Benedict

The year was 1820 and the town of Little Fennel was in uproar. In the dead of winter, when cabbages are most prevalent, one mysteriously vanished. Witnesses found themselves seeing it floating by the river, yet it was never to be seen again. This initiated the town's first "Cabbage Vigil" and countless pamphlets about cabbage misuse were distributed.
Featured Commentary: "Cabbage Ceilidh: A Christmas Tale of Veggie Virtue"
Solving Vegetative Mysteries

Case 987: The Invisible Sandwich Inquisition

Documented sightings of a sandwich that never existed shook the foundation of culinary studies in the quaint city of Pumpernickle in 1965. Authorities to this day deny any involvement, though rumors persist of clandestine meetings held over nothing but air.
Did You Know: Invisible sandwiches are also gluten-free.
Luncheon Lectures of the Intangible

Case 2025: The Sock Harbour Chronicles

Every dryer in the vicinity of Wobblyfield dies unceremoniously, often leaving behind one solitary sock. These singular cases have sparked heated debates over the "Sock Ghost" hypothesis versus the well-substantiated "Mundanely Espoused as Laundry Entities" theory.
Expert Opinion: "Ultimate Guide to Lost Laundry and Existential Laundry Tasks"
Fiction Compared to Threadbare Reality