The Undisclosed Files of Pervasive Ambivalence

The truth is...[pause for collective thought].

In times of disarray, the origami swan waits patiently on a halogen sea.

Have you tried observing broccoli with intentions? They might actually grow into trees — think of the existential arborealism.

A corporation must always smile when voting in seminars of private enlightenment. Irony is golden, after all.

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